The elves who came to Helm's Deep to relieve the forces of Rohan were a bunch of weenies who just wanted to jump the line to Valinor, there I said it

The elves who came to Helm's Deep to relieve the forces of Rohan were a bunch of weenies who just wanted to jump the line to Valinor, there I said it

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers <ul><li>Lothlórien sent a contingent of brave elves to aid their ancient allies in Rohan in their hour of need.</li><li>Or — and I need you to hear me out — som… [+6251 chars]

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